For those of you who've been thirsting for blood, look no further. We have a lot here.
- Bloody jousts. The Mountain (what a name!) slashes his steed's neck after he falls down. Not to worry, though, no animals were harmed in the making of this series (citation needed).
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| The sword fights were meh. Which means they were realistic. |
- An ambush on Lady Stark's party. And Tyrion hacks a man to death with the pointy end of his shield.
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| Such great power from a little man. |
- That fight where they try to bring in Ned Stark alive. I really hate that arrogant wretch Jaime Lannister.
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| Eeeewww. |
So, to balance all the bloodshed (expect more blood in the upcoming episodes, because "winter is coming"), we bring you the gayest royal couple since
Braveheart.
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| Shaving your partner is the highest form of love. |
2 comments :
What I didn't like about this episode wasn't the wang, or the violence, or the really, really audible blowjob. It was the breastfeeding of a non-infant child. Ick.
I would have let the breastfeeding thing if the boy is 2 years old at the most, but he's obviously much older. That and the fact that mom is a psycho-crazy.
Aren't all boys and men fans of titties? Hehe.
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