Game of Thrones. Season 2, Episode 3: "What Is Dead May Never Die"
Wow, what a great ending. Wait, we'll get back to that later.
Oh look. It's Margaery Tyrell. Not really my type. She kind of looks like a mouse.
Check out Brienne of Tarth. Is it just me, or is she one really hugegirl woman?
Strangely, there seems to be a shortage of pretty women this season. Yara Greyjoy's not much to look at. And like I said earlier, Brienne's a giant, and Margaery's a mouse. Wait, there's one very beautiful girl here. Oh wait, it's just Sansa. Pfffttt. The reflection is actually prettier than the real face.
Great move by Tyrion Lannister in doing a Ferdinand Marcos with his own version of Operation Sagittarius (which, in Westeros, is now known as Operation Dorne). You shouldn't trust Grand Maester Pycelle. In fact, you shouldn't trust anyone, just to make life easier.
And because this is a wholesome site (supposedly), we won't be showing any photos of the Renly and Loras kissing scene. So here's a nude Margaery Tyrell instead.
Theon Greyjoy is looking uglier and uglier. But enough about him. Let's go to the ending. The great ending. Good job, Arya, even if you're starting to look more and more like Conor Oberst.
Also, RIP Yoren. You died a really badass death.
And on a final note, I just realized that the opening credits had Dragonstone and Vaes Dothrak in it. But there was no sign of Stannis nor the lovely Daenerys. I think one of the stipulations in George R.R. Martin's contract was that his name would always appear between the horses. So Vaes Dothrak will always be in the opening credits, even after Daenerys's khalasar crosses the water.
Oh look. It's Margaery Tyrell. Not really my type. She kind of looks like a mouse.
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A mouse with a plunging neckline. |
Check out Brienne of Tarth. Is it just me, or is she one really huge
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"I'm 6-foot-3, m'lady. Same height as Jeremy of House Lin." |
Strangely, there seems to be a shortage of pretty women this season. Yara Greyjoy's not much to look at. And like I said earlier, Brienne's a giant, and Margaery's a mouse. Wait, there's one very beautiful girl here. Oh wait, it's just Sansa. Pfffttt. The reflection is actually prettier than the real face.
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"Yes, your Grace." |
Great move by Tyrion Lannister in doing a Ferdinand Marcos with his own version of Operation Sagittarius (which, in Westeros, is now known as Operation Dorne). You shouldn't trust Grand Maester Pycelle. In fact, you shouldn't trust anyone, just to make life easier.
And because this is a wholesome site (supposedly), we won't be showing any photos of the Renly and Loras kissing scene. So here's a nude Margaery Tyrell instead.
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Amazing how being naked makes everyonelook ten times hotter. |
Theon Greyjoy is looking uglier and uglier. But enough about him. Let's go to the ending. The great ending. Good job, Arya, even if you're starting to look more and more like Conor Oberst.
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"I do hope it's because of the hair and not the bright eyes." |
Also, RIP Yoren. You died a really badass death.
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This would make a really great painting. |
And on a final note, I just realized that the opening credits had Dragonstone and Vaes Dothrak in it. But there was no sign of Stannis nor the lovely Daenerys. I think one of the stipulations in George R.R. Martin's contract was that his name would always appear between the horses. So Vaes Dothrak will always be in the opening credits, even after Daenerys's khalasar crosses the water.
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GRRM originally wanted the horsesto have fully-erect penises. |
3 comments :
Weird. Natalie Dormer was hot as Anne Boleyn. Here, she does look like a mouse.
Was she in The Other Boleyn Girl? The one with Natalie Portman?
No, she was in The Tudors with Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
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