Game of Thrones. Season 2, Episode 1: "The North Remembers"
Oh, Game of Thrones. I missed you. It's been, what, one year? About time, HBO!
I missed the opening credits. Hearing the music again gave me semi-goosebumps (which are like goosebumps, only less bumpy). And they have a new place on the map.
And now that Ned Stark's gone, who will replace Sean Bean as the top-billed name in the opening credits? I'll give you a clue. He has an Emmy. And a Golden Globe.
I missed Daenerys Targaryen. Now that Khal Drogo's gone, she has no one to take care of her. I would seriously like to give her a bath, because she's obviously neglected her hygiene.
I missed Melisandre. No, just kidding. This is her first appearance. But I've seen so much of her in the previews already. Although after seeing her, I wonder if Karen Gillan would make abetter hotter Melisandre, seeing as they're both ginger.
I missed the direwolves. Oh look, is that Grey Wind? Damn, that dog is huge. Everytime I see dogs that huge, I am always reminded of Siberian Huskies and their ability to literally bite your balls off.
I missed Joffrey Baratheon. Just kidding. Nobody misses a douchebag like that. He still tops my list of "fictional characters that I would like to punch in the face". Props to the actor Jack Gleeson, though, for portraying one of the most despicable rulers to ever sit the iron throne. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he attends a geek convention and he gets beat up for the sole reason of his onscreen douchebaggery.
I missed Cersei Lannister. I missed her bitch moves, her bitch lines, her bitch face─everything. She takes bitchiness to a whole new level. She is actual proof that Westeros isn't strictly a man's world. It can be a woman's world, too. In her own words, "Power is power. Bitches." (She didn't actually say the last word.)
And finally, I missed Arya Stark. But I'll just have to wait until next episode.
I missed the opening credits. Hearing the music again gave me semi-goosebumps (which are like goosebumps, only less bumpy). And they have a new place on the map.
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Game of Thrones Home of Stannis and Davos. |
And now that Ned Stark's gone, who will replace Sean Bean as the top-billed name in the opening credits? I'll give you a clue. He has an Emmy. And a Golden Globe.
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Game of Thrones "After six seasons and a movie, I'll have an Oscar." |
I missed Daenerys Targaryen. Now that Khal Drogo's gone, she has no one to take care of her. I would seriously like to give her a bath, because she's obviously neglected her hygiene.
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Game of Thrones You can throw in that servant girl as well. |
I missed Melisandre. No, just kidding. This is her first appearance. But I've seen so much of her in the previews already. Although after seeing her, I wonder if Karen Gillan would make a
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Game of Thrones "You know I'm not a real ginger, right?" |
I missed the direwolves. Oh look, is that Grey Wind? Damn, that dog is huge. Everytime I see dogs that huge, I am always reminded of Siberian Huskies and their ability to literally bite your balls off.
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Game of Thrones Now where's that weirdly-named direwolf Shaggydog? |
I missed Joffrey Baratheon. Just kidding. Nobody misses a douchebag like that. He still tops my list of "fictional characters that I would like to punch in the face". Props to the actor Jack Gleeson, though, for portraying one of the most despicable rulers to ever sit the iron throne. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he attends a geek convention and he gets beat up for the sole reason of his onscreen douchebaggery.
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Game of Thrones Don't want to caption this with someting bad,lest I get my head cut off. |
I missed Cersei Lannister. I missed her bitch moves, her bitch lines, her bitch face─everything. She takes bitchiness to a whole new level. She is actual proof that Westeros isn't strictly a man's world. It can be a woman's world, too. In her own words, "Power is power. Bitches." (She didn't actually say the last word.)
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| Cersei Lannister's famous bitch slap. |
And finally, I missed Arya Stark. But I'll just have to wait until next episode.
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Game of Thrones "I'll be kicking ass in the next episodes." |
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