The Perks of Being a Wallflower

I'd say this film is worthy of being counted among the classic coming-of-age stories. I had the same after-feels when I watched Almost Famous; I wish I watched this movie when I was in freshman college.

No, he's not getting his first oral here.

Doctor Who. Series 7 Christmas Special: "The Snowmen"

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If you haven't watched a single episode of Doctor Who yet, or if you already consider yourself a Whovian and would like to turn on your friends to the show, then this episode is for you. This episode is Steven Moffat's Christmas gift to the human race, both Whovians and non-Whovians alike. That's because this episode has a lot of new stuff.

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Such as same-sex-inter-species marriage.

Elementary. Episode 10: "The Leviathan"

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At this point in the series, the viewer should just give up trying to connect this show with the Sherlock Holmes literary canon.

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"You mean you haven't given up yet?"

The Vampire Diaries. Season 4. Episode 9: "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

Not naked this time, huh.

I officially hate Caroline for meddling and divulging information she is not supposed to and even swore not to, all because she doesn't like Damon. He did what he had promised to do, just not as immediately as expected—but still, he set Elena free from the sire bond. If only she could've shut her mouth, then the Salvatore brother bond wouldn't be as broken as it is now (not that the bond wasn't cracked already).

Are you two happy now?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. HFR 3D

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The Hobbit was a children's book which was made into an adult film, so this adult film will be reviewed like a children's book. Written by a child.


The Hobbit is a nice movie. It is very colorful. I like the grass in the Shire. It is very green and realistic. The pictures look very real, like the big HD TV in my parents' room. I can see almost every hair on Gandalf's beard. The 3D made me dizzy. When the dragon attacked in the beginning of the film, I vomited in my seat. My older sister said she is not taking me to watch 3D again.

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My vomit is more colorful than the Shire.

Elementary. Episode 9: "You Do It to Yourself"

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Feng shui, gambling, and illicit love all come together in this episode. The thing I noticed about this series is that each episode is a stand-alone episode, and yet there doesn't seem to be any recognizable character development thus far into the season. In short, there doesn't seem to be an overarching season narrative. Possibly still unsure of a full second season? I don't know. Maybe.

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"I still don't know where this series is going."

Elementary. Episode 8: "The Long Fuse"

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Joan Watson, leaving? No! She's literally one-half of the show. But so far into the season, Watson's role has not lived up to its potential to be more than just a sidekick. Elementary so far is all about Sherlock Holmes, and the series still needs a case where Holmes and Watson shine as a dynamic crime-fighting duo.

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This would-be sponsor would've been interesting.

The Vampire Diaries. Season 4. Episode 8: "We'll Always Have Bourbon Street"

Now we know how Damon comes.

An entire episode dedicated to explaining sire bonds: The sire bond doesn't affect how you feel about someone, just how you act. A vampire sire bond isn't as easy to break, not like the hybrids' sire bond to Klaus. It only happens when a human has feelings for the one who turned her. And there's no spell to break it; Damon just has to let her go.

The look of desperation.

Argo (Fuck Yourself)

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I've been a fan of Ben Affleck's directorial talent ever since 2010's The Town. If you still haven't forgiven Ben Affleck for doing Daredevil or for coming up with the portmanteau "Bennifer", then Argo is for you. Although I'm not really sure if he did come up with "Bennifer", but he is equally guilty for not exerting any effort to put an end to it.

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"Good thing you nailed another Jennifer."

Here are the reasons why Argo is the best movie of the year. Pending the release of The Hobbit, of course.

The Vampire Diaries. Season 4. Episode 7: "My Brother's Keeper"

My wish was granted: Elena's first vampire sex was with Damon.

Jeremy is going full-on hunter, thanks to desperate Stefan, and that means having Matt as a housemate instead of his vampire sister. If he gets to kill Elena, then his being a hunter in the first place is pointless because he really wanted to be the one to get the map and the cure for his sister.