The Top 12 of 2012. Sorry, Top 13
The reason this list came out late is because I was busy with real movie stuff. Like screenplays and shooting schedules and such. Anyway, the final number of films for this list was originally seventeen (17), and of course, since I wanted to make it a Top 12 list, I had to cut some titles out. So I took out The Descendants, last year's Academy award winner for Best Picture The Artist, and Hugo, the highest-rated film on this blog last year (9.1), because although they were screened in Philippine theaters in 2012, they were originally released in 2011. Then I had to take out Titanic, since it was technically just a converted 3D version of the same film that came out in 1998. Which was, like, more than a decade ago.
Then I was left with thirteen films. And I couldn't cut out any more.
So here now are last year's Top 13 movies. The title links back to the original review.
A John Lloyd-Bea film is always a surefire way to rake big bucks at the box office.
Maybe Hollywood should hire the book authors to adapt their own screenplays and direct the film.
The trend now is "darker is better". Deal with it.
Watch this if only for the fact that this is the last film where Dame Judi Dench plays the beloved M.
Sir Ridley Scott's first foray into 3D can be considered as an Alien prequel, or as a stand-alone film. Your choice.
The word "nawawala" in the title could refer to either the main character's twin brother, or his voice.
Ah, Middle-Earth. It's like coming home again.
And thus endeth the series that started all this "dark reboot" trend.
This is supposed to be a series, right? So when is the next one?
The 2012 film with the highest joke-to-LOL ratio, by a landslide.
The number of Oscar nominations for this film (none) only proves that it is just way ahead of its time.
Dear Bennifer, please make more movies with Kerry Bishé in them. Thanks.
So how did a popcorn flick end up as Number 1? Two words: Joss Whedon.
You might also want to check out the Top 12 films for 2011, 2010, 2009, and 2008.
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Then I was left with thirteen films. And I couldn't cut out any more.
So here now are last year's Top 13 movies. The title links back to the original review.
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| "You should've kept Titanic. I would've loved to be in this list." |
(5-Way Tie)
Number 5
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Studies show that female leg exposure can increase box office returns by up to 6% [citation needed]. |
A John Lloyd-Bea film is always a surefire way to rake big bucks at the box office.
(5-Way Tie)
Number 5
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| What'd I say about leg exposure? |
Maybe Hollywood should hire the book authors to adapt their own screenplays and direct the film.
(5-Way Tie)
Number 5
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| Wait, so Spider-Man wears football cleats? |
The trend now is "darker is better". Deal with it.
(5-Way Tie)
Number 5
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| Bored Bond in Britain. (3-hit alliteration combo) |
Watch this if only for the fact that this is the last film where Dame Judi Dench plays the beloved M.
(5-Way Tie)
Number 5
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| Look at the guy on the right trying his best to look badass. |
Sir Ridley Scott's first foray into 3D can be considered as an Alien prequel, or as a stand-alone film. Your choice.
(5-Way Tie)
Number 5
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| The girl's smile looks kind of stupid. |
The word "nawawala" in the title could refer to either the main character's twin brother, or his voice.
Number 4
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| See? Dwarves are like men. Only smaller. And more bearded. |
Ah, Middle-Earth. It's like coming home again.
Number 3
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| I love that icon on the upper right. |
And thus endeth the series that started all this "dark reboot" trend.
(4-Way Tie)
Number 2
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| Kano wins. Fatality. |
This is supposed to be a series, right? So when is the next one?
(4-Way Tie)
Number 2
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| Ted is simply Seth McFarlane projecting himself. |
The 2012 film with the highest joke-to-LOL ratio, by a landslide.
(4-Way Tie)
Number 2
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| Before you ask, that there's a dream sequence. |
The number of Oscar nominations for this film (none) only proves that it is just way ahead of its time.
(4-Way Tie)
Number 2
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| Ben Affleck and Bryan Cranston in the same frame. 'Nuff said. |
Dear Bennifer, please make more movies with Kerry Bishé in them. Thanks.
And finally...
Number 1
Number 1
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| "Sorry, boys. I won't be back for the sequel." |
So how did a popcorn flick end up as Number 1? Two words: Joss Whedon.
You might also want to check out the Top 12 films for 2011, 2010, 2009, and 2008.
Follow Sting Lacson on Twitter. But follow Da Couch Tomato first.
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