Game of Thrones. Season 3, Episode 5: "Kissed By Fire"

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This is possibly the only show I watch without skipping the opening credits. That's why I get to notice new stuff.

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Like this.

And thus continues this show's body count, which started last week with the deaths of Craster and Ser Jeor Mormont. This week, we say goodbye to

Jon Snow's virginity

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"You know nothing, Jon Snow. Except cunnilingus. Ooohh... "

The Lannister kids

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"I lost Bran and Rickon, too. But I'm no murderer."

Lord Karstark

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And with his head went the entire Karstark army.

and

Beric Dondarrion

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Died 6 times already. Twice at the hands of a Clegane.

So, what happened to Stannis's daughter's face? Was she kissed by fire, like accidentally burned or something?

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Like the Hound, but younger. And female.

And what about the Kingslayer and Brienne? Will they find romance after bathing naked?

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Lady Brienne: Proof that women are always hotter naked.

And how long will Sers Jorah and Barristan squabble like school boys?

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Until one of them gets hurt.

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