Game of Thrones. Season 3, Episode 7: "The Bear and the Maiden Fair"

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Despite this episode not being penned by showrunners Bennioff and Weiss, it actually is the most Game of Thrones-y episode this season, because it's written by none other than…

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Yes. The bearded one himself.

And because it's written by GRRM, this episode practically has all the elements that characterize the world of Westeros. Such as:

NUDITY

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So that's why he needs an extra dick.

The best breasts are on HBO.

SEX

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Sex scenes are contractually required on HBO shows.

Here's some post-coitus butt shots.

ROMANCE

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No, not that one. 

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Yes, that's better.

The Tyrion-Shae love team is my favorite.

POWER STRUGGLES

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"I still can't decide whether you're a Baratheon or a Lannister."

Who's the real king of the Iron Throne?

GORE

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Best viewed while eating breakfast.

Eeeewwww… is that pus?

ANIMAL VIOLENCE

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A Westerosi cosplay of Brave.

No bestiality, sorry.

and

DRAGONS

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They kind of sound like Jurassic Park velociraptors.

Every fantasy story should have a dragon.





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