Micro: Hello Ladies. Episode 5: "Pool Party"

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Why we should feel sorry for Stuart Pritchard:
He is just naturally awkward. His ridiculous height isn't helping either. The saddest thing, though, is getting locked out of your own party. Yes, this is probably the saddest episode so far.

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I think I've had a similar experience before.

Why we should NOT feel sorry for Stuart Pritchard:
He can be a really big dick sometimes. And most times, his intentions aren't good at all. His middle name can actually be Stuart "Mr. Self-Interest" Pritchard. If he's a nice guy at heart, it's not yet plain by this episode.

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Stuart, wishing it was his own cock being... never mind.

Who else on this show is likable and adorable:
Rory.

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Together, they are just too cute.

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